voxamberlynn:

kidsraisingkids:

I can’t STAND this shit. I’m still awaiting a response.

AND JEFF DOES IT AGAIN.

Forever applauding this man, and forever loving his family.

project-blackbird:

Emily Vancamp as Sharon Carter in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”

Here’s an example of what we call a “soft no”. Sharon turns down Steve’s offer in a way that’s meant not to insult him but never actually uses the word “no”.

Steve clearly gets the message, though, and importantly offers to leave her alone. Sharon’s comment afterwards gives him an opportunity to try again later, but he doesn’t press and respects her rejection of his company even though it’s probably hurt his feelings a bit.

Just in case you ever wonder “What would Captain America do?”; there you go.

chuuface:

taylorpotato:

ladyavenal:

Greg is pissed that he was not invited to the stag night.

GUYS. WHAT IF. WHAT IF GREG WAS INVITED. AND HIS LITTLE, “YOU DIDN’T EVEN MAKE IT TO CLOSING TIME” JAB WAS BECAUSE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET THEM AFTER HE GOT OFF WORK AND JUST AS HE WAS LEAVING THEY GOT HAULED INTO THE DRUNK TANK.

I love how John just snaps into the 45 degree angle of pain here

bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:

twlohasmp:

-weight
-appearance
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-weird hobbies
-friends (or lack of)
-body
-personality
-family
-religion

Who ever reblogs this will get a message in their inbox.

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

meridahair:

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

morganamigos:

Merlin tumblr style // inspired by (x&x)

the only reason i would be upset that i had a gay child is that at one point they would encounter people like you —my grandma to my homophobic grandma (via ellendenotsogeneres)

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

cigabrettemichaels:

coral-fangs:

comealongmisspond:

vajoochie:

how do boys look good without makeup

Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it

shots fired

Holy shit